Articles by Maggie Lange
Maggie Lange
Maggie Lange is a writer, editor, and columnist. Her work has been featured in New York Magazine, Vice, Guernica, GQ, Rolling Stone, Pitchfork, Elle, and Bon Appetit. She lives in Philadelphia with her favorite brindle boy, Finn.
- lifestyle | Heavy Petting
Is It OK to Judge Someone Else’s Dog-Parenting Style?
Whether they are a pal or a partner, you’ll have opinions. Here’s what you should (and shouldn’t) do with them.
Whether they are a pal or a partner, you’ll have opinions. Here’s what you should (and shouldn’t) do with them.
![Man and women in bed with their dog at home.]()
lifestyle | Heavy PettingI’m Using My Dog to Get Out of Dating—Is That Bad?
It's OK, as long as you own your reason for doing it.
It's OK, as long as you own your reason for doing it.
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Should I Stop Dating Someone My Dog Doesn’t Like?
If your pup isn’t a fan, it could mean something. But maybe not everything. Here’s why.
If your pup isn’t a fan, it could mean something. But maybe not everything. Here’s why.
![Sad woman sitting on her couch with her brown poodle dog.]()
lifestyle | Heavy PettingDoes My Dog Miss the Guy I Was Dating?
You don’t want to see your ex again, but your pup might. Here’s what you can do.
You don’t want to see your ex again, but your pup might. Here’s what you can do.
![Woman with her two dogs outside.]()
lifestyle | Heavy PettingHow Do I Get People to Accept That I Hate Dating and My Dogs Are All I Need?
People love to be nosy. Here’s how to fend them off—because you’re happy, dang it!
People love to be nosy. Here’s how to fend them off—because you’re happy, dang it!
![Couple with their pug dog on the couch at home.]()
lifestyle | Heavy PettingYou and Your Partner Disagree on How to Parent Your Dog—What Now?
One person is a no-fuss type and the other spoils the pup silly. What’s the compromise?
One person is a no-fuss type and the other spoils the pup silly. What’s the compromise?
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lifestyle | Heavy PettingAre You Guilty of Using Your Dog as an Excuse to Stay Home?
Your S.O. planned a date night out, but the dog is looking so cuddly on the couch...
Your S.O. planned a date night out, but the dog is looking so cuddly on the couch...
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lifestyle | Heavy PettingWhat Does Your Love Language Say About You as a Pet Parent?
We all give and receive love in our own way, pets included.
We all give and receive love in our own way, pets included.
![Couple staying home with pet dog labrador retriever and cute cat.]()
lifestyle | Heavy PettingSo, You and Your Partner Want to Live Together—But Your Pets Don’t
Your cat can’t hide from the dog in the attic forever. What do you do now?
Your cat can’t hide from the dog in the attic forever. What do you do now?
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Does Your Dog Hate When You and Your Partner Fight?
Here are the signs they’re trying to get you to stop.
Here are the signs they’re trying to get you to stop.
![an illustration of a couple kissing, a dog, a couple holding hands, a child, and a child playing with a dog]()
lifestyle | Heavy PettingIs Raising a Dog With Someone Anything Like Raising a Kid Together?
It’s the great puppy versus baby debate.
It’s the great puppy versus baby debate.
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lifestyle | Heavy PettingWhat Happens When the Love of Your Life Is Allergic to the Other Love of Your Life?
You don’t have to choose between your S.O. and your dog or cat — but here’s what may need to happen.
You don’t have to choose between your S.O. and your dog or cat — but here’s what may need to happen.
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lifestyle | Heavy PettingWhen Is It Too Early to Get a Dog Together?
You’re in love, but is it irresponsible to add four paws to the mix? Here’s some input for your consideration.
You’re in love, but is it irresponsible to add four paws to the mix? Here’s some input for your consideration.
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lifestyle | Heavy PettingThree’s a Crowd: When One Partner Doesn’t Want the Dog in the Bed
You want them to cuddle up, your S.O. doesn’t. Here’s how to handle the great bed debate.
You want them to cuddle up, your S.O. doesn’t. Here’s how to handle the great bed debate.
![Couple lies on the grass with their Malamut dog in the park]()
lifestyle | Heavy PettingHow to Woo Your Way Into Your New Partner’s Pet’s Heart
Meeting your new partner’s pet is an honor — winning them over is another story. Here are some tips for being friends with your significant other's best animal pal.
Meeting your new partner’s pet is an honor — winning them over is another story. Here are some tips for being friends with your significant other's best animal pal.
Can you spell “compromise?”
![A woman with black hair and green sunglasses hugs her brown Doodle dog]()
lifestyleShould You Put Your Pet in Your Dating Profile?
Yesterday was “Dating Sunday” on the apps. Apparently, your pet pic is a great way to find a match.
Yesterday was “Dating Sunday” on the apps. Apparently, your pet pic is a great way to find a match.
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shoppingThis Odor Remover Erases Pet Stink Without Offending Your Nose
Finally, a spray that doesn’t smell worse than your pet.
Finally, a spray that doesn’t smell worse than your pet.
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Who Is Your Dog’s Birthday Party Actually For?
As Lizzo says, “Is it your birthday, [dog]? Let’s celebrate it.”
As Lizzo says, “Is it your birthday, [dog]? Let’s celebrate it.”
![Young woman looking at cellphone with her dog]()
It’s a nice thought.
![Blonde woman with tattoos in a red dress and sunglasses sits on the front step of her house and talks to her small brown dog]()
lifestyleWhy Do We Want Our Dogs to Talk So Badly?
Tools like speech buttons and translation apps reflect more about our desires for our pets than their desires for themselves.
Tools like speech buttons and translation apps reflect more about our desires for our pets than their desires for themselves.
![A woman sitting on a couch playing with a dog with her back to her partner.]()
lifestyleWould You Date Someone Who Didn’t Like Your Pet?
Someone disliking a dog? Red flag. Someone asking their partner to give up their dog? Heartless!
Someone disliking a dog? Red flag. Someone asking their partner to give up their dog? Heartless!
![An African American Man Holding His French Bulldog.]()
And by kids, I mean pets.
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OK, It’s a Little Creepy How I Paparazzi Stalk My Sleeping Dog
Finn’s asleep...and I have 898,798 photos to prove it.
Finn’s asleep...and I have 898,798 photos to prove it.
![Red haired woman in bright yellow sweater talking to her dark grey cat]()
Or vice versa.
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lifestyleOpen Letter to My Local Sidewalk Snacks Distributor
To the person leaving my dog the most delicious street treats: Who are you?
To the person leaving my dog the most delicious street treats: Who are you?
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lifestyleThe Dog Likes Me Better (and Other Petty Heart-Warmers)
The shallow, perfect bliss of being more loved by my partner’s dog.
The shallow, perfect bliss of being more loved by my partner’s dog.
![A woman walking a dog on a leash and a dog barking at something.]()
behaviorIs Your Out-of-Control Dog Lunging on the Leash?
Even a mild-mannered dog can turn into a wild thing when feeling trapped.
Even a mild-mannered dog can turn into a wild thing when feeling trapped.
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